A New Era Of Annoying

A New Era Of Annoying

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[31 Jul 2006|12:17pm]

[ mood | silly ]

[ music | run together - criteria ]

Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!!!

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I have just completely sold out! [06 May 2006|02:28pm]

[ mood | fake ]

[ music | paparazzi ]

I have a sponsored account now.

Don't act so surprised.

6 took their chances|put the gun in my hands

merry kwanzachristmakah! [25 Dec 2005|08:07pm]

[ mood | ego-tripping thankful ]

[ music | jesus walks ]

My family is so awesome! so huge! so many idiosyncrocies (sp?)!

I love the holidays! I have so much sugar...*moans

My mom got me boots, I got her bath oils and cool outfits.
My dad gave me money and I gave him power tools and a cool phone device for his computer that he'll have fun agonizing over trying to figure out all of next year. I love watching old people agonize over new technology.
My sister got me Stewie Griffin : The Untold Story on DVD. I got her a gift certificate at Wally World.

I got my grandpa a huge bag of munchies to snack on during play-offs. I got my grandma more bath stuffs and candles, only I wrapped all my gifts at work, so I accidentily signed "For Mom" on her gift. Doh!

I gave one of my cousins a 'coupon' for a FREE PATERNITY TEST. She gave me love and a broken nose.

Now I'm going to go party and get drunk with some of my friends and cousins to celebrate this rockin' holiday the way it was meant to be celebrated.

1 took their chance|put the gun in my hands

[16 Dec 2005|10:10am]

[ mood | why is my bored emode crying? ]

[ music | puppies licking their own fecal matter ]

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[07 Dec 2005|10:06am]

[ mood | drunk ]

[ music | david skipping after me saying naughty things ]

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, smother them with honey and sprinkle a box of Rice Crispies on them, lick them until they scream, then fuck them while singing the Hungarian national anthem in a falsetto until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

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Ode To A Dead Lizard [22 Nov 2005|10:11pm]

[ mood | 'Mommy, look what I can make!" ]

[ music | opium guns & rockets in afghanistan ]

Found on the road was a lizard
Who hadn't prepared for the winter;
He was frozen and flat,
And I be poor and fat;
So I took him home for dinner.

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Before anyone starts any vile rumors... [12 Nov 2005|09:43pm]

[ mood | reaffirmative nod ]

[ music | boulevard of broken dreams - green day REMIX ]

I've deep-throated one banana, thank you very much.

It was for a friend.

For a Fruit of the Loom TV commercial.

It never appeared on television.

And my scene was cut.

2 took their chances|put the gun in my hands

hey, I did something! [12 Nov 2005|12:35am]

[ mood | accomplished ]

[ music | saturday night live rerun ]

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[11 Nov 2005|09:04pm]

[ mood | bored ]

[ music | south park ]

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